"Henri, how in God's name are we going to explain to Ellison why we took Sandburg to Canada?"
"The truth?"
"Sure, that'll go over well. Not!"
"We can't lie."
"Who says?"
"Ellison can smell lies a mile away."
"Oh, yeah."
"Besides, Blair's gonna sober up eventually, and he's gonna want to know where that tattoo came from."
"Hey, man, it was his idea. We couldn't have talked him out of it if we'd tried."
"We didn't try."
"That's beside the point."
"I know that and you know that, but do you think we can convince Ellison?"
"Oh, God…we're so dead!"